I did not bust open a gallon of milk in the garage last week when it slip out of the back on the car when I opened it. I also did not leave the puddle of milk for Kevin to clean up when he got home from work.It was not me who cleaned out the refrigerator one day last week by eating all of the leftovers. Maybe I had help.
I did not feed my son directly out of the avacado peeling last night by scooping it out with his spoon and feeding it to him.
I did not tell Kevin last week that I would no longer be taking both boys to Wal-Mart by myself. I am not crazy by the time I get out of the store and I DO NOT spend the entire time keeping Tyler from pulling items off the shelf and telling Samuel to "Stay with me." My children mind perfectly in Wal-Mart and I am not the crazy woman dragging two kids through the store with a full cart.
It was not me in Wal-Mart today with both boys.
I did not have to lay on the floor in Wal-Mart today to fish a paci from under the dirty shelf that Tyler threw. I also did not consider just leaving it but then remembered how many times we can't find one and decided it was worth laying on the dirty Wal-Mart floor. If you see that woman in Wal-Mart, tell her she's nuts!
It was not me who put Tyler is his pack-n-play for an hour in the middle of the day on Friday so that I could do something as selfish and take and shower and cut and file my fingernails. And Samuel was also not told at the same time to stay on the couch and watch Noggin. I can certainly shower in 5 minutes and did not require all that extra time!
I did not encourage Samuel to build a snowman on Sunday afternoon because I wanted to take pictures for my blog and his scrapbook. I never do things like that! (Pictures coming tomorrow).
It was not me who pulled Tyler out of his two day a week daycare on Thursday and found a new sitter on Friday because they sent home a note saying that they would no longer allow me to bring his food. I am not that picky about what my kids eat and I'm sure he would have survived on the SAD (standard American Diet) food for toddlers.
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It was not me who said it was ok for us to be late to church on Sunday so the boys could play in the snow that I knew would be gone before church was over. I did not do it just so I could have snow pictures and we NEVER get snow worth mentioning.
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