
Here is the list of things I most certainly did not do during the past week:
I did not go to Wal-Mart on Saturday so that I wouldn't have to take the boys today. And I did not forget to get one of the main things I went for only leaving us to HAVE to go to Target today.
It wasn't me that tried to mess with friends back at my home church yesterday while at home yesterday with a sick child. I did not watch them online and text them things like "I see u" and "Turn around and wave." That's childish and silly. And I wasn't extremly disappointed to find they didn't have their cell phone on them at the time. :(
It wasn't me on Saturday that made a mad dash through the house picking up when my in-laws called to say they were coming for a visit. My house is always clean and presentable for any company that happens to stop by. Yes, even with two small boys, I can have a spotless house every moment. Just ask any of my friends.
I did not do something as stupid as pour hot grease into a plastic cup yesterday while making lunch. I obviously am smarting than that. And I totally kept my cool yesterday when the cup began to melt and hot grease began to run all over my luckily ceramic stovetop with hot burners on. My mother did teach me better than that!
I did not also - during the same meal - melt a Tupperware spice container that was on the back of my stove.
I was not up until 1 this morning finishing my "homework" for Bible Study this morning. I was not also 30 minutes late to Bible Study this morning and I'm positive it had nothing to do with the fact that I was up until 1 a.m. finishing it. I did however let Samuel sleep in until 10 - the same time the Bible Study begins.
I was not in disbelief last week when I heard that we could get ice and snow on Thurday. I mean, it was 70 and I was in sandals. I know it's Arkansas and it can and will change from 80 to 20 in an hour.
It was not me that cried in the middle of Chick-Fil-A the other day when I heard Steven Curtis Chapman's song Cinderella. I do not get all weepy over such things.
And I am not currently multi-tasking, running between the computer and cooking dinner so I can get my list finished for this week. :)